Hello one, hello all! My name is V., and together this fella -- Dirk Gently (né Svlad Cjelli, alias Project Icarus) from the recent Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency BBCA series -- here I am, climbing in yo' window.
Dirk is, as the title of the show implies, a holistic detective. Please ask him what the hell that means; he loves giving the spiel. What it doesn't entail is psychic ability, which is for the best. If Dirk is a psychic, which he unequivocally is not, thank you, then he's a pretty terrible one. It's entirely possible, though, that he is something, and that something might look an awful lot like a psychic if you squint. Certainly he's an absolute ray of sunshine, if the sun shone largely because it was terrified of doing anything but. His is a fun little canon, full of mystery, intrigue, corgis, kittens, sharks, rhinoceroses, and great gobs of murder. It's great, wholly encourage watching it so I don't have to try to explain it to you.
I'd love for him to eventually continue tentatively plying his trade here -- finding the whole person, the whole solution to the whole problem (lost cats and messy divorces a specialty) -- but I'm also intending to give him a job assisting at the herb shop, where sharp-eyed characters may also notice, in keeping with the shop's general aesthetic, that fortune telling is now on offer, a trade Dirk plys (or resigns himself to, more accurately) when cash is particularly tight. He's awful at it, generally deliberately, and yet his predictions are wont to be bizarrely accurate (much to his chagrin), if usually absolutely useless.
Regarding false memories, I hadn't dug too far in there yet, but I'm happy to hash things out! Blanket permission is granted to anyone who wants their character to remember having met him as a child, and to know him therefore as Svlad, as he hates the name and I enjoy tormenting him.
I can be reached via pm at this account, on plurk at v__, or on discord at viveri#0501. Feel free to add!
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Dirk is, as the title of the show implies, a holistic detective. Please ask him what the hell that means; he loves giving the spiel. What it doesn't entail is psychic ability, which is for the best. If Dirk is a psychic, which he unequivocally is not, thank you, then he's a pretty terrible one. It's entirely possible, though, that he is something, and that something might look an awful lot like a psychic if you squint. Certainly he's an absolute ray of sunshine, if the sun shone largely because it was terrified of doing anything but. His is a fun little canon, full of mystery, intrigue, corgis, kittens, sharks, rhinoceroses, and great gobs of murder. It's great, wholly encourage watching it so I don't have to try to explain it to you.
I'd love for him to eventually continue tentatively plying his trade here -- finding the whole person, the whole solution to the whole problem (lost cats and messy divorces a specialty) -- but I'm also intending to give him a job assisting at the herb shop, where sharp-eyed characters may also notice, in keeping with the shop's general aesthetic, that fortune telling is now on offer, a trade Dirk plys (or resigns himself to, more accurately) when cash is particularly tight. He's awful at it, generally deliberately, and yet his predictions are wont to be bizarrely accurate (much to his chagrin), if usually absolutely useless.
Regarding false memories, I hadn't dug too far in there yet, but I'm happy to hash things out! Blanket permission is granted to anyone who wants their character to remember having met him as a child, and to know him therefore as Svlad, as he hates the name and I enjoy tormenting him.
I can be reached via pm at this account, on plurk at